they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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