I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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