she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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