How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
