so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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