Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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