That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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