could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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