There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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