make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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