i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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