spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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