it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
