Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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