She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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