it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
