You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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