so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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