no. you can't hotbox the world.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
