Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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