1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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