Why are handjobs necessary in class?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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