I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
