I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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