Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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