Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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