how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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