After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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