Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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