Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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