how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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