I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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