Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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