Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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