Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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