nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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