omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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