Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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