They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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