White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
high people should be assigned attendants
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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