on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Drake has all the answers
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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