If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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