BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Everclear isn't food dammit
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
