how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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