the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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