Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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