before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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