You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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