How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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