Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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